"so i heard that the little black bits in sausage are ground up eyeballs..."
-american girl. yup, that's exactly what the black specks are.

"BEEP BEEP BEEP!"
-lady on her bike on a crowded street. she should maybe consider getting a bell (although truthfully i had a good laugh about this because she was hysterically laughing as she said it)

"that coffee was like, ONE sip!"
-american study abroad girl, by piazza repubblica

"That's a REAL man!"
-Tourist, pointing at one of the street performer/statue guys on the street.

"oggi, ho fatto un bagel con tacchino, mozzarella, peanut butter, e nutella."
(today, i made a bagel with turkey....)

-anna from snack bar anna

my response: "ewwwww"

"he's just like.... a reeeaaally seeexuaaal person."
-american study abroad student, pre-9am, with her manicured hand tousling her hair and spoken with a new jersey drawl.

"this used to be something but now it's just nothing."
-american study abroad student, to her friend (visitor from out of town, perhaps?) re: the baptistery. THE BAPTISTERY!

"were you a bitch in high school? because i was totally a bitch in high school. i like, had to send facebook apologies because i was such a bitch."
-also overheard pre-9am.