"he's just like.... a reeeaaally seeexuaaal person."
-american study abroad student, pre-9am, with her manicured hand tousling her hair and spoken with a new jersey drawl.

"this used to be something but now it's just nothing."
-american study abroad student, to her friend (visitor from out of town, perhaps?) re: the baptistery. THE BAPTISTERY!

"were you a bitch in high school? because i was totally a bitch in high school. i like, had to send facebook apologies because i was such a bitch."
-also overheard pre-9am.